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"Depression is stupid and not a thing that makes me a better writer. One time I went a whole year without writing and I stayed in bed and drank. Fuck your Bukowskisms. I want sunlight and love and running down some street I’ve never been on where it’s warm and cool at the same time and I’m smiling. I want nothing to ever be bad again- and I don’t mean that I want a life free of conflict, I mean that I want a life free of meaningless conflict. Not being able to will oneself to take a shower or leave the house is meaningless. There is nothing to be gained, no lesson to be learned from that kind of life. My heart is stale, my prose is stale. Give me fire if you want to hurt me. Give me something I can taste. There’s nothing romantic or mysterious about where I am. There’s nothing here worth holding onto."
By Joshua Espinoza (via doubtsbestally)

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michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

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  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
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md-williamson:

actual hot things to say during sex

  • yo bitch with tentacles, you’ve got a message
  • you should put it in a hole
  • in Europe we call it ‘inconvenient fight’!
  • i’m gonna wear you like a finger puppet
  • I’M STILL IN THE AIR
  • ALL HAIL
  • ACK GAH GAH
  • occupy the meat
  • warning: chocking hazard
  • TAKING IT FROM BEHIND
  • thank you, sir

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

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And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

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sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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Being 30+ on Tumblr

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